Phil Rudd

So apparently, AC/DC drummer Phil Rudd was busted trying to hire a hitman to kill two people for him in New Zealand.

A couple of things about this story:

* I just heard about it yesterday, but I have to admit, it shook me all night long!
* They’re dirty deeds for sure, but did he want them done dirt cheap?
* I guess he really is on the Highway to Hell now.
* Some might say that it takes some big balls to do something like that.
* Looks like he wanted those two guys to just fade to black.
* You think Satan will still ring Hell’s bells for him when he arrives?
* I wonder if he implored them to use T.N.T. (dynamite)?
* Or, maybe he preferred that they be shot down in flames?
* Well, hell, either way, if you want blood, you’ve got it!
* He always did tell us that money talks.
* I can’t believe he wanted that hitman to give those guys more than just a stiff upper lip.
* Well, we all know what the hitman does, but what do you do for money, honey?
* Will the hitman have had to shoot to thrill Phil?

Okay, I’ll stop with the jokes already since they’re obviously in poor taste, but I just had to get a few in first because, well, I just couldn’t help myself. After all, it seems like every single AC/DC hit lends itself to this story. I mean, honestly, after this fun exercise in wordplay, I’m kind of wondering if they weren’t maybe trying to tell us something the last 40 years?

Either way, for those about to rock (him into a jail cell), I salute you!