Friday, October 12, 2018

Nirvana Reunion? (Yeah right!)

I know what they were trying to do: keep Nirvana alive for us, their nostalgic fans. I think that’s awesome, but only in spirit...

The fact that John McCauley had to wear a Kurt Cobain t-shirt and Krist Novoselic had to have the crowd give it up for Kurt, should tell you that things have changed to a level us fans don’t want to see this anymore.

Kurt, who was the heart and soul of this group, is gone. Every time we see Dave and Krist (and Pat, and friends) nowadays, it almost feels like a funeral service to us. Nirvana used to be about having fun and smashing guitars in the process, but now it’s turned into remembrances of what once and still might’ve been without a single guitar being smashed. The essence of the group is gone. You want to remember Kurt, Krist? Let him rest In peace then! Stop bringing 95-year-old Joan Jett (whom I also loved way back when!) and the lead singer of... the Deer Ticks, is it?... to attempt to fill his void. They can’t. You’re singing songs written by Kurt without Kurt. That shouldn’t be the case. If he ain’t there to sing them, let ‘em be.

As Nirvana’s #1 fan back in the day, it pains me to say this — but please stop the charade. This is not Nirvana! Heck, Pat Smear isn’t even Nirvana! He was brought on as a traveling musician (a second guitarist on the final Nirvana tour), not to be a key member. Please, let's stop the pretensions!

Tuesday, October 9, 2018

Girl With Shredder

Robin Guggingham, a.k.a. "Banksy," recently pulled off this notorious stunt...

I just wanted to give everyone an update: yes, the purchaser -- a female European collector who placed her bid via phone call -- decided to keep the painting, and soon after the gavel went down (and the shredder turned on), Girl With Balloon was officially renamed Love Is In The Bin. It's now estimated to be worth 2-3 times what it sold for, since it is "the first work in history ever created during a live auction."

Saturday, September 8, 2018

Gary Turk's "Look Up"

I dedicate this video to all the millennials out there.

Y'all really need to hear this guy's message!

Friday, July 13, 2018

How Much Truck Can A Woodchuck Chuck?

In one of the funniest bits of news coming out of Friday the 13th and speaker Paul Ryan's retirement press conference, apparently woodchucks are no friend of the former vice-presidential candidate. In marmot country, they apparently warn you to cover your car in such ways where woodchucks won't get into it because of this very behavior -- these oversized ground squirrels are known to chew through car wiring to try and get at a vehicle's radiator fluid, which I'm sure, in turn, wrecks havoc on their digestive systems. Even me, being a huge outdoorsy person, didn't know this little fun fact, but I guess that's because I live in gator country, not marmot country. Oh well... you live, you learn! For those who care, Paul Ryan will now be trading in his destroyed Chevy Suburban and getting himself a Ford F-150. Mr. Ryan, if I may be so bold, the Ram 1500's a better option, but that's just me nitpicking. What a nutty day!

Friday, May 11, 2018

What Color Is This Shoe?

It's the oddest thing and I guess it has to do with the way you process light, but some people see this shoe as pink and white, while others see it as gray and teal. I'm in the latter group. #TeamGray&Teal